I did a little comic some time ago about how when squeezing a lemon, the juice always seems to go for Nerine's eyes.

But I swear to you, it doesn't matter who's squeezing the damn thing, it's like all lemons have aim assist directly aiming for her eyes, as soon as Nerine is near by, you better bet that lemon juice is going to try and find a way to get right into her pupils.

She has to cover her eyes or not be present at all when lemon squeezing is taking place to avoid this.

I wonder what did she do in her past life for lemons to hate her so much.

On the other hand, it doesn't matter how close and open my eyes are, lemons wouldn't even dare to dream of trying to blind me beautiful pure white lifeless void eyes with it's filthy yet tasty juice.

Would you rather:

A: Have a roulette decide for you.

or

B: Have someone else decide for you.

Gotta write this quick before I forget, you know how I mentioned at one point that I don't really believe in any of the paranormal stuff but I kinda wish to be wrong tho?

Well, there's something that's 100% proven to be real and be very close to paranormal activity, which is sleep paralysis.

You know, those moments in which you are sleeping and suddenly open your eyes, just to find out you're unable to move, and at that point you're fully at the mercy of your own mind.

Well, guess what just happened to me! wasn't the first time tho, this is the 2nd, first time it happened was pretty quick and unremarkable, gonna tell you how it was quickly.

I was going to sleep, as usual, my mind started to show me pictures of Kayako, the lady from the movie "The grudge", pretty spooky lady indeed, but doesn't really terrifies me.

However, in less than the blink of an eye I felt this huuuuge pressure upon me, and I wasn't able to move, wanted to talk to Nerine's mom who was the closest person next to where I was, but I couldn't, and as soon as the panic attack started it just suddenly came to a stop, I felt a ton of peace and calm and just like that I was able to move again.

Nothing really interesting happen there, didn't see nor hear anything hiding in the darkness, it was just like I felt I was in danger or something like that, but nothing flashy.

HOWEVER

something happened earlier today, for context I gotta first tell u the dream I had, first I dreamed I was on a bus with Nerine, going home from school I assume, she had her school uniform, but the dream suddenly shifted, and I found myself hanging out with her mom, a group of her friends were like having a little meeting right where we were walking by, and wanted to invite her to hangout with them.

But Nerine's mom started acting very rude and basically told em to fuck off, very weird behavior from her, she's usually very sweet and kind, but for some reason she was being very mean to her friends for no reason.

No idea why, but I came to the conclusion that a demon was possessing her and that's why she was acting all weird, so I somehow pinned her down and started yelling stuff like "you aren't like this, there's something wrong with you!" or something similar, don't remember the exact words.

Her eyes suddenly turned white, but not the whole eye, but more like she were wearing white contact lenses, leaving her pupils visible still, making it look like her eyes shrunk or something.

The demon came out while still in possession of her body and started laughing at my face, I started yelling and insulting the demon, telling it to get out of her or I would beat the shit out of it, but I didn't want to hit it, since I didn't want to hurt the body, so I didn't know what to do.

suddenly we cut to back at home, and there we were both, apparently I had forgotten about her being possessed and only remembered when I asked her something and her eyes changed again.

Apparently she was grabbing a bag of almonds to eat, and as soon as I saw that I ripped the bag out of her hands and I said "no, you're not eating shit until you get out of that body", and apparently privating the demon from eating worked cuz it suddenly looked very sad and said "well what I'm I supposed to eat now?" and I replied something like "don't know, don't care, but you ain't eating until you get out"

And this is were the paralysis started.

I opened my eyes, I was on top of the bed, it was daytime (since I took a daytime nap) and I was able to see the whole room, I felt like I could move but I wasn't moving, dunno how to explain myself, I could feel the bed and feel that I was touching it, but my eyes didn't see my body move, I tried to scream to Nerine to come and wake me up, but we all know that didn't work, it never works.

After fully understanding the situation I was now in, the first thing I for some reason did was ask "well where are you?" talking about the demon, or spirit, dunno really what it was supposed to be.

But whatever it was it replied with "I'm right here" U started looking around and asking "where?" but I wasn't able to see anything and I didn't get anymore replies, after a couple more seconds I finally woke up.

Nothing else happend afterwards, but it was a little cool interaction, reminded me of that one time I was beating up mr blobby, very nice.

Quite the long story, sorry, tried to make it as short as possible without leaving anything important out, if you read until this point, thank u very much.

(unrelated pic)

TLDR: I had sleep paralysis and I apparently "talked" to a spirit or demon thingie.

I always forgot that I have these props laying around, I'm not really into cosplay or anything, I just liked the design of these weapons enough to make em, I guess.

I also have a hylian shield that I never finished laying around, maybe I'll finish that one someday. ⁠(— ⁠ω —)

So we been watching that one Amazon series "The boys", it's a good show, sometimes Nerine and I will get something to eat while watching a new episode, just to receive a grim reminder of what type of show we're watching, and I'm not talking about the explicit violence.

I personally don't have any problem with that stuff, but Nerine will be halfway through munching a sandwich or whatever just to be hit with those scenes and start gagging.

pretty fun show, u should give it a watch.

You know those nights in which you just cannot fall asleep for whatever reason? well last night it was one of those, it was around 2 or 3am I believe, and Nerine sent me a message to check if I was asleep, I told her I wasn't and so she asked if I could go and hang alongside her for a while.

Sometimes Nerine likes to go into the family's car so she can play videogames at night and scream dumb stuff as much as she wants very loudly without bothering anyone who might be sleeping inside the house.

Playtime was over however, so that's why I was summoned to hang with her for a while, can't remember what we were talking about at first but at some point we ended up talking about ghosts and that typa thing, personally, it's very hard for me to believe in all of that juju shit because I've never experienced anything paranormal of sorts, I kinda would like to be proven wrong and experience something paranormal just to have a good story to tell, but that has yet to happen.

Nerine claims she has experienced weird paranormal stuff before she found me, but since then, she has been experiencing less and less these events.

Anyhow, she said that she could like transfer weird vibes or something, idk, can't remember how she explained it but basically just touching you and then weird spooky stuff starts to happen, something like that.

She said she tried it with a friend of hers some time before and that she was able to feel it and then both got creeped out and stopped.

I got interested and I said she tried it on me, so she did, she hold me and we stayed in complete silence, it was super late and there was absolutely not a single soul outside so the ambient was really quiet, like if someone just pushed the "mute" button on the world, it was so quiet I could hear my blood pumping.

we waited a couple of minutes like that, and for a split second I thought I heard whispers, from like and old lady or something, dunno what they were supposed to be saying tho, then I heard nothing again, Nerine told me if I heard something, I told her about the whispers and she said she heard something too but she heard a crowd instead of one single person, after that she tried it a couple of morr times but nothing happened so she gave up.

She said I maybe would be able to see things and alla that but absolutely nothing happened, I imagined that'd be the results but deep down I kinda wanted it to work ngl.

About the "whispers" idk, could've been anything really, my head imagining things, confusing the sound of my blood pumping for a voice or maybe someone was watching TV nearby and I was able to hear it thanks to the quietly night, idk, but it wasn't really enough for me to accept that ghosts and ghouls are rooming the earth.

whenever something truly inexplicable and creepy happens to me you better be sure I'll let you know! That if Beelzebub doesn't consume my being first.

Ok so the other day I went to the kitchen to get myself a bread slice, I know some people don't like the top slice but I don't really care so I took it.

But then Nerine saw me do that and told me that I shouldn't grab the top slice of a bread loaf, because that part is the one that protects the rest of the slices from becoming stiff.

I said that's what the bag is for, we asked her mom to determine the answer from this dispute and she said she has heard of that but doesn't really know if it works or not.

I tried looking on the internet but found nothing about it, so I'm here to ask y'all, the top slice of a bread loaf is the one that prevents the rest of slices from becoming stiff, true or false?

(this slice right here)

mk, so I woke up one day, and there it was right in front of me, a whole bag full of different gummies just waiting there on the bed.

Turns out Nerine's brother brought it and leave it there for Nerine and me, so we started eating some, Nerine ate just a couple, less than 10 gummies, probably, then just stopped.

But I couldn't resist, gummies are so yummy for me tummy, they were those sour-fruty kind of gummies, I started munching non stop, and when I got out of my trance I just realized I almost ate around 2 lbs worth of gummies in one sitting.

Nobody else wanted em, since I offered and the responses were all negative, so I felt free to eat as much as I wanted.

after a couple of hours Nerine came back from her gaming session looking for the bag, just to find the thing almost empty, only like 6 gummies remained.

She immediately turned her head towards my direction and asked if I ate em with a nervous smile of disbelief on her face.

I said yes, her mom got noticed of the situation and I got scolded, not because of not sharing, but because of the inhuman amounts of rubber that I just consumed.

Her Mom was concerned more than anything, she was thinking I would get sick to death.

While Nerine was just in a corner nervously giggling, still unable to believe what just had happened.

It's been more than a whole day since then, I don't feel bad, physically, but the concern I just spread thanks to my previous actions make me don't wanna repeat this ever again.

lately a lot of pill bugs seem to like infiltrating inside the house, I just grab em and put them back outside, but they always seem to find their way back in anyways.

Maybe it's cuz of summer and heat and such, this teeny tiny house can become such an oven at times, found this little guy just chilling, took some pics.

Looks dead but it ain't, I checked, guess the poor fella just was sleepy or something.

Last step is the sweater

So, final step at last! the sweater is made up of 5 components.

we'll first start with the body, just like anything remotely close to a box shape, you just bend everything inwards, close and glue together, should look something like this:

Now, the arms are tricky as well, but all you gotta do is just glue the shoulder tab to the back of the face that has a letter on it.

Once you got that, the rest becomes pretty intuitive, ur usual bending of tabs and edges, closing everything shut.

The little fists are more of the same, just gotta bend everything inwards and glue tabs together, just be careful not to lose em, they are quite small!

You may have noticed a lighter area at the bottom of the arms, that's where the fists will go, you can attach either one wherever, doesn't really matter, they are the same.

But the arms have designated spots, just gotta match the letters.

And With that done all that remains is attaching our 3 segments, just like the legs and arms, the head has a little indicator at the bottom for placing the body, the torso should fit all the way into the sweater.

AAAAND PRESTO! Little Nerine has been completed!

hope this process wasn't too much of a pain, I had fun doing it and I hope you did so. (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)