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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 22nd, 2024


Sometimes I wanna make a quesadilla or anything like that, but I can't quite figure out if a cheese is good or not anymore (we store cheese in plastic containers, so I can't look up an expiration date), luckily for me, there is...


THE CHEESE EXPERT


Nerine loves cheese, she can always tell whether it good or if it already became radioactive, and if the cheese is good, you bet she'll grab a handful for herself as payment for her services.


She doesn't like every cheese tho, like cotija cheese, but pretty much anything else is fair game.


This also applies for dairy stuff in general, which I can totally understand, like, who doesn't like ice cream?


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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 17th, 2024


It's been a while since this happen, but I'll never forget.

Nerine was in the living room, I'm not sure but I think she was eating cookies, so she saw me looking at her, and asked if I wanted some.

Well yes, naturally, me like cookie, so she grabs one out of the little package and extended her arm towards me, cookie in hand.


She put it right in front of my face, and when someone puts food right in your face your first instinct is to directly give it a bite, it's closer to your mouth than anything else, anyways.


So that's what I did, or what I thought I did, in reality, turns out I just bit her hand, I have no idea why, but I did it fast as well, so she had no time to react and a faster movement means it has more strength put into it, must've been a really good cookie, I guess.


Since that day Nerine refuses to get her hands anywhere near my mouth while holding any snack, well that's not entirely true, she has tried it a couple of times more but each of those times she does it with absolute fear on her face, and gets her hand away as soon as I grab the snack.


I have bitten the hand that fed me, and just like I'll never forget, it seems like Nerine won't either.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 15th, 2024


What do u percibe me as?

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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 12th, 2024


So, Nerine and me were chilling on the living room, as per usual, watching memes on each one's phones and showing it to each other in case we came across a funny reel.


And then, the sky began to roar.

There were lightnings outside! And pretty big too, we went outside the house and looked up at the sky, I missed like 3 lighting strikes because I was looking elsewhere, but the noise they made were pretty epic ngl.


Finally I decided to record, at Nerine's request, and I was able to catch one! here it is, I put it in slowmo for ur enjoyment:

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Nerine at first got scared and wanted to go back inside quickly but idk what happened that she just changed her mind in a matter of seconds and just stood there enjoying the electric show.


fun stuff.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 11th, 2024


PHONE AIN'T DEAD YET.


The charger port still sucks and the battery might or might not have issues as well, however, I was able to get one of those wireless chargers, and HOLY MOLY, now I don't have to wait like 8 hours for it to fully charge!


as well as not having to deal with the false contact that would make the phone stop charging at the slightest of movements.


Still have to check the other stuff as soon as possible, but for now...

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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 7th, 2024


Ok so basically phone is dead, it didn't break or anything, but it has no battery left and for some reason the only charger that worked with it just decided to not work anymore.

And as some of u might know I use my phone to basically do everything, so this means no more drawings nor silly sketches for a while, I'll be taking unwanted vacations until I can get this problem fixed, whenever that is.


I'm posting this from a laptop that ain't mine, so I'll disappear from social media for a while as well (as if I was very active anyways).


So ye, see u later, hope this doesn't last.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 3rd, 2024


well, yesterday I decided it'd be a good idea to prepare some tuna for lunch, not a first for me, I usually make it pretty descent taste wise.

But this time around I made an abomination, got too salty, I almost never have a problem measuring the salt but brain wasn't braining at that moment, I guess.

tried to save the thing by adding a bit more of everything (besides salt, of course) no use, still as salty as a competitive super smash bros melee player, I gave up and just served the poor fish that died for nothing.


Nerine doesn't like salt very much, she doesn't mind it but you'll never see her putting salt on anything she's eating.

I told her I fucked up, she still gave it a try, her face told me everything I needed to know as soon as she tasted it.

However, she still was determined to eat it, even tho her face was making these painful expressions with every bite.


I told her to stop, that I could make something else, but she just replied with "no, it's fine, don't worry". Well damn.

We both fought for our lives attempting to eat the salties fish on the west, it was a very slow and painful process, specially for her.


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Also.


Her mom helped, she's one of those people who could straight up take a bite out of a rock salt and say it still needs more salt.


Quite the helpful allie against this sodium chloride monstrosity.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - August 1st, 2024


I did a little comic some time ago about how when squeezing a lemon, the juice always seems to go for Nerine's eyes.

But I swear to you, it doesn't matter who's squeezing the damn thing, it's like all lemons have aim assist directly aiming for her eyes, as soon as Nerine is near by, you better bet that lemon juice is going to try and find a way to get right into her pupils.


She has to cover her eyes or not be present at all when lemon squeezing is taking place to avoid this.


I wonder what did she do in her past life for lemons to hate her so much.


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On the other hand, it doesn't matter how close and open my eyes are, lemons wouldn't even dare to dream of trying to blind me beautiful pure white lifeless void eyes with it's filthy yet tasty juice.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - July 27th, 2024


Would you rather:


A: Have a roulette decide for you.


or


B: Have someone else decide for you.


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Posted by TheShokBlok - July 19th, 2024


Gotta write this quick before I forget, you know how I mentioned at one point that I don't really believe in any of the paranormal stuff but I kinda wish to be wrong tho?

Well, there's something that's 100% proven to be real and be very close to paranormal activity, which is sleep paralysis.


You know, those moments in which you are sleeping and suddenly open your eyes, just to find out you're unable to move, and at that point you're fully at the mercy of your own mind.


Well, guess what just happened to me! wasn't the first time tho, this is the 2nd, first time it happened was pretty quick and unremarkable, gonna tell you how it was quickly.

I was going to sleep, as usual, my mind started to show me pictures of Kayako, the lady from the movie "The grudge", pretty spooky lady indeed, but doesn't really terrifies me.


However, in less than the blink of an eye I felt this huuuuge pressure upon me, and I wasn't able to move, wanted to talk to Nerine's mom who was the closest person next to where I was, but I couldn't, and as soon as the panic attack started it just suddenly came to a stop, I felt a ton of peace and calm and just like that I was able to move again.


Nothing really interesting happen there, didn't see nor hear anything hiding in the darkness, it was just like I felt I was in danger or something like that, but nothing flashy.


HOWEVER


something happened earlier today, for context I gotta first tell u the dream I had, first I dreamed I was on a bus with Nerine, going home from school I assume, she had her school uniform, but the dream suddenly shifted, and I found myself hanging out with her mom, a group of her friends were like having a little meeting right where we were walking by, and wanted to invite her to hangout with them.

But Nerine's mom started acting very rude and basically told em to fuck off, very weird behavior from her, she's usually very sweet and kind, but for some reason she was being very mean to her friends for no reason.


No idea why, but I came to the conclusion that a demon was possessing her and that's why she was acting all weird, so I somehow pinned her down and started yelling stuff like "you aren't like this, there's something wrong with you!" or something similar, don't remember the exact words.

Her eyes suddenly turned white, but not the whole eye, but more like she were wearing white contact lenses, leaving her pupils visible still, making it look like her eyes shrunk or something.


The demon came out while still in possession of her body and started laughing at my face, I started yelling and insulting the demon, telling it to get out of her or I would beat the shit out of it, but I didn't want to hit it, since I didn't want to hurt the body, so I didn't know what to do.


suddenly we cut to back at home, and there we were both, apparently I had forgotten about her being possessed and only remembered when I asked her something and her eyes changed again.


Apparently she was grabbing a bag of almonds to eat, and as soon as I saw that I ripped the bag out of her hands and I said "no, you're not eating shit until you get out of that body", and apparently privating the demon from eating worked cuz it suddenly looked very sad and said "well what I'm I supposed to eat now?" and I replied something like "don't know, don't care, but you ain't eating until you get out"


And this is were the paralysis started.


I opened my eyes, I was on top of the bed, it was daytime (since I took a daytime nap) and I was able to see the whole room, I felt like I could move but I wasn't moving, dunno how to explain myself, I could feel the bed and feel that I was touching it, but my eyes didn't see my body move, I tried to scream to Nerine to come and wake me up, but we all know that didn't work, it never works.


After fully understanding the situation I was now in, the first thing I for some reason did was ask "well where are you?" talking about the demon, or spirit, dunno really what it was supposed to be.

But whatever it was it replied with "I'm right here" U started looking around and asking "where?" but I wasn't able to see anything and I didn't get anymore replies, after a couple more seconds I finally woke up.


Nothing else happend afterwards, but it was a little cool interaction, reminded me of that one time I was beating up mr blobby, very nice.


Quite the long story, sorry, tried to make it as short as possible without leaving anything important out, if you read until this point, thank u very much.


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TLDR: I had sleep paralysis and I apparently "talked" to a spirit or demon thingie.



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