So, Nerine and me were chilling on the living room, as per usual, watching memes on each one's phones and showing it to each other in case we came across a funny reel.

And then, the sky began to roar.

There were lightnings outside! And pretty big too, we went outside the house and looked up at the sky, I missed like 3 lighting strikes because I was looking elsewhere, but the noise they made were pretty epic ngl.

Finally I decided to record, at Nerine's request, and I was able to catch one! here it is, I put it in slowmo for ur enjoyment:

Nerine at first got scared and wanted to go back inside quickly but idk what happened that she just changed her mind in a matter of seconds and just stood there enjoying the electric show.

fun stuff.

PHONE AIN'T DEAD YET.

The charger port still sucks and the battery might or might not have issues as well, however, I was able to get one of those wireless chargers, and HOLY MOLY, now I don't have to wait like 8 hours for it to fully charge!

as well as not having to deal with the false contact that would make the phone stop charging at the slightest of movements.

Still have to check the other stuff as soon as possible, but for now...

Ok so basically phone is dead, it didn't break or anything, but it has no battery left and for some reason the only charger that worked with it just decided to not work anymore.

And as some of u might know I use my phone to basically do everything, so this means no more drawings nor silly sketches for a while, I'll be taking unwanted vacations until I can get this problem fixed, whenever that is.

I'm posting this from a laptop that ain't mine, so I'll disappear from social media for a while as well (as if I was very active anyways).

So ye, see u later, hope this doesn't last.

well, yesterday I decided it'd be a good idea to prepare some tuna for lunch, not a first for me, I usually make it pretty descent taste wise.

But this time around I made an abomination, got too salty, I almost never have a problem measuring the salt but brain wasn't braining at that moment, I guess.

tried to save the thing by adding a bit more of everything (besides salt, of course) no use, still as salty as a competitive super smash bros melee player, I gave up and just served the poor fish that died for nothing.

Nerine doesn't like salt very much, she doesn't mind it but you'll never see her putting salt on anything she's eating.

I told her I fucked up, she still gave it a try, her face told me everything I needed to know as soon as she tasted it.

However, she still was determined to eat it, even tho her face was making these painful expressions with every bite.

I told her to stop, that I could make something else, but she just replied with "no, it's fine, don't worry". Well damn.

We both fought for our lives attempting to eat the salties fish on the west, it was a very slow and painful process, specially for her.

Also.

Her mom helped, she's one of those people who could straight up take a bite out of a rock salt and say it still needs more salt.

Quite the helpful allie against this sodium chloride monstrosity.

I did a little comic some time ago about how when squeezing a lemon, the juice always seems to go for Nerine's eyes.

But I swear to you, it doesn't matter who's squeezing the damn thing, it's like all lemons have aim assist directly aiming for her eyes, as soon as Nerine is near by, you better bet that lemon juice is going to try and find a way to get right into her pupils.

She has to cover her eyes or not be present at all when lemon squeezing is taking place to avoid this.

I wonder what did she do in her past life for lemons to hate her so much.

On the other hand, it doesn't matter how close and open my eyes are, lemons wouldn't even dare to dream of trying to blind me beautiful pure white lifeless void eyes with it's filthy yet tasty juice.

Would you rather:

A: Have a roulette decide for you.

or

B: Have someone else decide for you.

Gotta write this quick before I forget, you know how I mentioned at one point that I don't really believe in any of the paranormal stuff but I kinda wish to be wrong tho?

Well, there's something that's 100% proven to be real and be very close to paranormal activity, which is sleep paralysis.

You know, those moments in which you are sleeping and suddenly open your eyes, just to find out you're unable to move, and at that point you're fully at the mercy of your own mind.

Well, guess what just happened to me! wasn't the first time tho, this is the 2nd, first time it happened was pretty quick and unremarkable, gonna tell you how it was quickly.

I was going to sleep, as usual, my mind started to show me pictures of Kayako, the lady from the movie "The grudge", pretty spooky lady indeed, but doesn't really terrifies me.

However, in less than the blink of an eye I felt this huuuuge pressure upon me, and I wasn't able to move, wanted to talk to Nerine's mom who was the closest person next to where I was, but I couldn't, and as soon as the panic attack started it just suddenly came to a stop, I felt a ton of peace and calm and just like that I was able to move again.

Nothing really interesting happen there, didn't see nor hear anything hiding in the darkness, it was just like I felt I was in danger or something like that, but nothing flashy.

HOWEVER

something happened earlier today, for context I gotta first tell u the dream I had, first I dreamed I was on a bus with Nerine, going home from school I assume, she had her school uniform, but the dream suddenly shifted, and I found myself hanging out with her mom, a group of her friends were like having a little meeting right where we were walking by, and wanted to invite her to hangout with them.

But Nerine's mom started acting very rude and basically told em to fuck off, very weird behavior from her, she's usually very sweet and kind, but for some reason she was being very mean to her friends for no reason.

No idea why, but I came to the conclusion that a demon was possessing her and that's why she was acting all weird, so I somehow pinned her down and started yelling stuff like "you aren't like this, there's something wrong with you!" or something similar, don't remember the exact words.

Her eyes suddenly turned white, but not the whole eye, but more like she were wearing white contact lenses, leaving her pupils visible still, making it look like her eyes shrunk or something.

The demon came out while still in possession of her body and started laughing at my face, I started yelling and insulting the demon, telling it to get out of her or I would beat the shit out of it, but I didn't want to hit it, since I didn't want to hurt the body, so I didn't know what to do.

suddenly we cut to back at home, and there we were both, apparently I had forgotten about her being possessed and only remembered when I asked her something and her eyes changed again.

Apparently she was grabbing a bag of almonds to eat, and as soon as I saw that I ripped the bag out of her hands and I said "no, you're not eating shit until you get out of that body", and apparently privating the demon from eating worked cuz it suddenly looked very sad and said "well what I'm I supposed to eat now?" and I replied something like "don't know, don't care, but you ain't eating until you get out"

And this is were the paralysis started.

I opened my eyes, I was on top of the bed, it was daytime (since I took a daytime nap) and I was able to see the whole room, I felt like I could move but I wasn't moving, dunno how to explain myself, I could feel the bed and feel that I was touching it, but my eyes didn't see my body move, I tried to scream to Nerine to come and wake me up, but we all know that didn't work, it never works.

After fully understanding the situation I was now in, the first thing I for some reason did was ask "well where are you?" talking about the demon, or spirit, dunno really what it was supposed to be.

But whatever it was it replied with "I'm right here" U started looking around and asking "where?" but I wasn't able to see anything and I didn't get anymore replies, after a couple more seconds I finally woke up.

Nothing else happend afterwards, but it was a little cool interaction, reminded me of that one time I was beating up mr blobby, very nice.

Quite the long story, sorry, tried to make it as short as possible without leaving anything important out, if you read until this point, thank u very much.

(unrelated pic)

TLDR: I had sleep paralysis and I apparently "talked" to a spirit or demon thingie.

I always forgot that I have these props laying around, I'm not really into cosplay or anything, I just liked the design of these weapons enough to make em, I guess.

I also have a hylian shield that I never finished laying around, maybe I'll finish that one someday. ⁠(— ⁠ω —)

So we been watching that one Amazon series "The boys", it's a good show, sometimes Nerine and I will get something to eat while watching a new episode, just to receive a grim reminder of what type of show we're watching, and I'm not talking about the explicit violence.

I personally don't have any problem with that stuff, but Nerine will be halfway through munching a sandwich or whatever just to be hit with those scenes and start gagging.

pretty fun show, u should give it a watch.

You know those nights in which you just cannot fall asleep for whatever reason? well last night it was one of those, it was around 2 or 3am I believe, and Nerine sent me a message to check if I was asleep, I told her I wasn't and so she asked if I could go and hang alongside her for a while.

Sometimes Nerine likes to go into the family's car so she can play videogames at night and scream dumb stuff as much as she wants very loudly without bothering anyone who might be sleeping inside the house.

Playtime was over however, so that's why I was summoned to hang with her for a while, can't remember what we were talking about at first but at some point we ended up talking about ghosts and that typa thing, personally, it's very hard for me to believe in all of that juju shit because I've never experienced anything paranormal of sorts, I kinda would like to be proven wrong and experience something paranormal just to have a good story to tell, but that has yet to happen.

Nerine claims she has experienced weird paranormal stuff before she found me, but since then, she has been experiencing less and less these events.

Anyhow, she said that she could like transfer weird vibes or something, idk, can't remember how she explained it but basically just touching you and then weird spooky stuff starts to happen, something like that.

She said she tried it with a friend of hers some time before and that she was able to feel it and then both got creeped out and stopped.

I got interested and I said she tried it on me, so she did, she hold me and we stayed in complete silence, it was super late and there was absolutely not a single soul outside so the ambient was really quiet, like if someone just pushed the "mute" button on the world, it was so quiet I could hear my blood pumping.

we waited a couple of minutes like that, and for a split second I thought I heard whispers, from like and old lady or something, dunno what they were supposed to be saying tho, then I heard nothing again, Nerine told me if I heard something, I told her about the whispers and she said she heard something too but she heard a crowd instead of one single person, after that she tried it a couple of morr times but nothing happened so she gave up.

She said I maybe would be able to see things and alla that but absolutely nothing happened, I imagined that'd be the results but deep down I kinda wanted it to work ngl.

About the "whispers" idk, could've been anything really, my head imagining things, confusing the sound of my blood pumping for a voice or maybe someone was watching TV nearby and I was able to hear it thanks to the quietly night, idk, but it wasn't really enough for me to accept that ghosts and ghouls are rooming the earth.

whenever something truly inexplicable and creepy happens to me you better be sure I'll let you know! That if Beelzebub doesn't consume my being first.