I had the weirdest dream, well maybe not the weirdest, but pretty odd, it's probably up there next to creepypasta Garfield.

Anyways, in this dream I was minding my own business in my room, doing idk what, when suddenly I saw out of the corner of my eye how one of the many plushies that were on the bed moved a bit, some of the plushies from the dream do exist irl, but plenty others didn't.

Like the main plushie that was moving, which was a Mr Blobby plush (this guy:)

Aside from being skinnier and lankier it looked the exact same as the pic.

You know those moments in dreams in which you know stuff just because? well after seeing anorexic blobby slightly move I immediately knew it was possessed by something, and tbh this scared me a bit, but because dream, I also knew that if this spirit thing knew I was scared of him, it would have power over me, but I wasn't gonna let that happen.

I started bashing Mr blobby as hard as I could, normally, when I throw a punch in my dreams it feels like moving underwater, not in this dream tho, each blow was at full force, this got me to a point in which I wasn't scared anymore, I genuinely started getting mad at this pink bastard.

I started chocking it and threatening it to go away, when I noticed the spirit or whatever trying to change to another plush next to him, so I grabbed Mr blobby and threw him against the wall on the other side of the room, I got to him and started chocking and threatening it again.

I was looking down at the plush when I felt observed, I then looked up to find this strange big doll head looking directly at me, it spooked me, but I couldn't let the ghost know I was scared, so I slapped the doll head to make it look away from me, but it was on a sort of broom handle, so whenever I slapped it, it would just do a 180⁰ spin and look straight at me again.

Once more, my fear became anger, I just kept hitting the doll over and over when the dream slowly started fading away, and this doll face morphed into somebody else's face, a familiar one, it was Nerine, I had just woken up.

She was looking very worried, she told me that while I was asleep, I was shaking pretty bad with my eyes wide open, she wasn't sure if I was asleep or not.

I remember I wasn't able to move for a short period of time when I did the transition from dream to reality, like a sleep paralysis, but I was so mad that I somehow managed to free myself from my own brain, I think I almost attacked Nerine when I freed myself.

I have no idea why, but my first response towards ghosts seems to always be violence.

Well, turns out Nerine quit her little job she got, and I think everyone in her family agreed that's the best thing she could've done.

Nerine herself was kinda hesitant, cuz she likes having money (relatable), but there were so many drawbacks, like, her shift being doo doo feces, cuz she got barely any time to do nothing, since she gotta do school stuff on the morning and then dedicate the rest of the day to her job, she always arrived home all tired with her feet aching due to not having one single moment to rest and sit-down.

She's was only employee during her shift so she had to do everything, charge customers, clean, arrange and count products, allat.

Didn't help that people are jerks and just make stuff harder, like stealing stuff from the store, using fake money to pay, or directly stealing money as well, and it didn't matter if this never happened during her shift, every employee would be punished for that mistake either way.

Also, there where a ton of guys telling her that she was pretty or directly asking for her phone number, which isn't a bad thing by itself, but it gets weird when 30 something old guys do that, which happened more than once.

And to make things worse, there was this guy who saw her all alone and was pushing the door to try and get it open, cuz he explicitly said he wanted to come inside to get to her.

This idiot was drunk, apparently, saying shit like "you're pretty, talk to me in Chinese", for whatever reason.

Luckily nothing happened and a friend or something of this freak took him elsewhere, but when u hear "I'll be waiting for you outside" before a mf disappears into the night, you just can't feel safe anymore.

And all of that trouble just for minimum wage, and that only if her salary didn't got cut for a single mistake she didn't even made beforehand.

So yeah, that job sucks -3/10 do not recommend.

But hey! it wasn't all in vain, main goal was achieved, ps5 aquired babyyy, Nerine even was able to buy Howard's legacy as well, I like watching her play it, not because of the gameplay itself, I personally do not care at all about anything Harry Potter related, and the game at times is just a bunch of exposition, but I like to watch her play because she just looks so happy while playing it.

She 100% earned that oversized wifi router.

So there I was, wandering in the kitchen, looking for a snack or something idk, when I found something.

Someone in this household had brought one of those orange flavored tablets that offer vitamins and yada yada, like those Flintstones gummies, which are vitamins disguised as candy (or maybe the other way around), basically same thing here, I recalled them being pretty nice tasting, so I said to myself "why not?".

I popped one tablet out of the container and I noticed it was quite bigger than I remembered, but it was a different brand, so whatever, it smelled the same, so I put it inside my mouth...

worst mistake of my life.

This thing wasn't supposed to be consumed like that, it was an effervescent tablet, so a ton of foam started to form in my mouth, holy moly, it felt like the 4th of July inside there, but I didn't wanna spit it out because I felt bad I'd be wasting a tablet, so I endured and ended up swallowing a 1000mg tablet worth of frickin orange flavored foam.

And that's what I get for not reading, again, I gave it another shot but this time mixing it with water, as intended, and it's alright, nothing special.

Recently, while working at her new job, Nerine was asked by a customer if he could have her number, she respectfully declined, but this made me realize, Nerine seems to be quite popular with boys. 

Which, nothing wrong with that, I guess, I know some people would like that level of attention, but at least in her case, this often leads to pretty weird moments.

Like, one time Nerine showed me a conversation she had with some dood that texted her, and the conversation went something like: 

- hi

- hi

- you're pretty, can we date

- no

- okay 

This was a person she had never met before and just pmd her.

And I get it, she's very sweet and a cute looking girl and alla that, but I don't get why some people have to be weird about it.

like this one classmate of hers, which was caught taking pictures of her behind her back like a creep, when Nerine was told of this by a friend of hers, she immediately walked up to the guy and made him delete everything, no idea if he stopped doing that afterwards, but I hope so. 

Even then, when she becomes friends with people online while playing videogames, people who had never seen her face and have only heard her voice, there had been like at least 4 guys whom have confessed falling in love with her, I personally find this funny and a bit ridiculous at the same otime. 

I get that what you feel is what you feel and you can't really control that, but the amount of guys that have had a crush on her is absurd, there have been a couple of girls there as well, like holy moly, if life were an anime she'd be the Isekai Mary Sue protagonist who everyone loves for no reason. 

Me on the other hand, totally opposite, which is understandable, I don't think people find blue cubes attractive, although there have been 2 homeless men that said I look cute, which is a bit concerning.

Something happened recently, guess what it is? Nerine got herself a little job, she got it cuz she said she wanna buy a playstation 5, which sounds to me like a very good incentive to work.

It ain't anything fancy, just doing cashier stuff at one of those gas station stores, but even so, that combined with school and every other activities in-between leave her pretty exhausted, sometimes she'll arrive home and just go right to sleep, not even changing clothes or nothing.

Since she has become pretty busy I've been trying to help her by making her lunch, helping her getting all of her stuff ready before leaving, making dinner or even giving her little massages after arriving, to help release all of that accumulated tension, found out massages and head scratches make her very eepy.

I don't mind doing any of this, I like helping her, but on a second thought, ngl this kinda got me feeling like...

Finally, at last, it has arrived.

As u may know, Christmas is quite near around the corner, which means you gotta get gifts to everyone and such.

And thus, I went on the lookout for something for Nerine, her current husbando is Satoru Gojo, so I bought one of those nendoroid chibi figures for her, it was quite hard to find, there are a ton of knockoffs out there.

And he finally arrived! looks very good in person, from outside of the box, at least. we'll see how good it truly is outside of it when the time arrives.

Now I just gotta figure out what to get to the rest of her family. (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

They shall soon be united...

I just got this game, I have no idea what it is about, I just know it looks cool and you have to buy milk.

My curiosity senses are tingling!

Last night Nerine and I were just chilling, minding our own business, when her mom walked into the room, she was wondering about whether if it's easier to whistle a song or hum a song.

I guess I was the first person she saw, because I got asked the question "shoko do you find it easier to whistle a song or hum it?"

Thing is, she forgot a tiny detail, I can't whistle, my "lips" don't work for that.

Nerine was scrolling through TikTok or something but as soon as she heard the question she exploded into laughter, her face got all red, more than it already is, and she laughed for like 2 minutes straight, and then it took her a while to fully stop.

when she starts to laugh very hard it gets to a point where she starts to sounds like a boiling kettle.

Guess she found the this event quite funny.

So, apparently the Vatican has just dropped their brand new mascot, and she kinda reminded me of a certain someone.

I've been feeling pretty caca lately, this started about 4 or 5 days ago, when I woke up it wasn't that bad, just a bit of shivers, but by night I started feeling super heavy, all my body was hot but I felt cold and I got dizzy any time I tried to move. I almost became a piece of furniture because of how immobile I was.

Luckily for me, God arrived in the shape of chicken soup, which was made by Nerine, her 1st attempt btw, she followed a random recipe she found on TikTok, I have no idea what was on that thing, but after eating it all I revived.

The shivers and the fever disappeared, but for some reason the next day my throat felt like someone just detonated an explosive in my mouth while I was asleep, the coughing annoying, I've been drinking chamomile tea with honey non stop to clench the pain and I've been feeling better with each passing day, but I most certainly haven't fully recovered yet.

Hopefully, with Nerine kinda nursing me and me making England proud by drink tea 3 times a day I'll be able to recover, I trust the process.