So, I fetched myself an Uber ride, because it was late at night and I can't drive, I truly wonder why.

I don't really talk to Uber rides, if they want to have a conversation I don't mind talking, but if they don't then I don't have a need to talk, I enjoy my silence, I guess.

But anyways, it was one of those silent rides, I was looking through my window, when I noticed a moth that was desperately trying to free itself from this giant metal coffin, hitting over and over the invisible wall that is the window.

I decided to open it a bit for it, the moth suddenly stops hitting it's face with the window and just stands there for a couple of seconds, my eyes were on it the whole time.

BUT THEN, this little shit does a 180 and just goes straight to my face and smashes itself right in-between my eyes and only then it decided to go directly to the exit that I opened for it, never to be seen again.

dunno if that's how moths show gratitude

or what.

Aight, so this time I was peaceful sleeping when I got woken up by a voice desperately calling my name, yeah it was Nerine, it was almost 5am but she sounded so scared that she scared me a bit as well, went from sleepy to full awake in a second.

She came to me and I asked her what's going on, turns out all the commotion was due to a spider that crawled by her foot, she really really doesn't like bugs, so no wonder why she reacted like that, she said this spider was huge and that it was hiding under the bathroom sink, I don't really mind bugs so I was sent to investigate.

Got myself one of those long thingies that are used to unclog the sink and started poking around and I could finally see it!

It wasn't that big tbh, could even be considered small depending on where you're from, but it was red-ish and looked dangerous, besides, Nerine wouldn't let me rest until she was sure the spider was no more so she let me borrow her flipflop to carry out the execution.

Target was neutralized successfully with no issues whatsoever, funny thing is that even tho she knew (cuz she saw me do it), Nerine still was very anxious about the thought of that little fella crawling around and was shivering and almost got to the point of screaming in horror once or twice, she hopped onto a chair at some point.

She was being so noisy about it that at one point her mom woke up and very tiredly asked "what's wrong?" I replied with "it's just a spider" and she then just said "oh" and got back to sleep again.

I got gifted this precious plushie today!

I called it dino fetus, cuz he looks like a dino fetus, very cute.

Nerine's brother brought some salmon fillets to eat today, and so I tasted it for the first time, and I found out that I freaking love it!

I never thought fish could taste so good, it yummy, I love salmon, I LOVE SALMONNN

Sometimes while she's asleep, Nerine starts making noises like she's trying to talk or something, there have been times whe she has actually talked asleep, like full sentences, then, when she wakes up hours later and I ask her about it she says she doesn't remember any of that.

Which is kinda weird since she can also sometimes hear while sleeping, I guess it only works when you're not directly talking to her, I dunno.

Anyway, not so long ago when she went to sleep, I started doing my bloky activities as usual, then she started making some noises again, but all of a sudden she started twitching like she was being electrocuted (it wasn't me I swear I wasn't even touching her).

She opened her eyes and I asked her what's wrong, she said someone was trying to grab her or hurt her, something like that, I don't remember too well, besides, she was barely speaking actual words since she was falling back asleep, so it was hard to understand.

Very weird, wonder if the fact that she stayed up all night and went to sleep once the sun was back up in the sky had anything to do with that.

Alright, so here's a step by step guide on how I to built the thingie.

What I used were a pair of scissors, a box cutter, tweezers and some liquid glue and a toothpick.

The paper I used to print this is called cardstock, I think? It's a little bit sturdier than regular paper but you can print it on regular paper as well if you wish, although the antenna might become a bit of a problem if u do.

Okay, so first thing is you wanna cut everything out of the sheet, it's just two pieces, so it should look like this:

Before bending anything you may wanna cut the little line on the top, you can do this step later on but it can become a bit troublesome so I just rather doing it right now, I did it using the box cutter for an easier time:

Then you can start bending everything inwards like your average paper dice, do it with all faces, as well as all tabs, I used the tweezers for this step, very helpful, should end up looking something like this:

Then, before u start gluing anything on the main body we go to do the antenna, it has a black line where the antenna mirrors which is a bit hard to see cuz the printer I used sucks, but it is there, it's a guide line to bend everything in, kinda like a book:

Once you have it like that you can glue it together, except for the little white tab at the end, that part you just wanna leave it like that for now:

Now that you have the antenna all set up you can insert it through the little cut on top that we made earlier, the white part should go all the way in.

Remember, the side with the white shine is the front part!

Once in, then you can spread the tabs away from each other:

With that done, now you can glue the tabs to the inside of the top part:

Now you can start to close everything shut, I don't really have a detailed explanation of this step, I just started closing the sides first and then I just did the rest however I could.

The toothpick was very helpful for this step since I didn't wanna pour glue on everything, so instead, you can just pour a bit of glue on the side and then use the tooth pick to careful spread it across the tabs, you can use a cotton swab as well for that.

But anyway, once you somehow managed to put it all together then, presto! It's done:

Forgot something, you may wanna bend the antenna a little bit forward, to give it that curvey goodness:

Hope you find this guide at least a bit helpful, I didn't think it through too much. (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

I could be in anybody's home now, thanks to the power of papercraft!

I could be in your room, your kitchen or your living room, so, if you feel like inviting me in, I'll let you the template sheet for printing right here:

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/eea246ff23b895057fafd760c1726644

Also, I'm going to do a little guide on how to build it, I believe it's very intuitive for the most part but just in case:

https://theshokblok.newgrounds.com/news/post/1436927

If anybody actually decides to print this and build it, send me a little pic, please, I wanna see where have you taken me to. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

K byee!!

Hey you! don't have a discord or just straight up hate discord?? Then now it's your opportunity!

You can now ask any questions you want in this post to either me or Nerine and I'll respond to them with silly doodles like the ones from here:

(if you don't specify who's the question for I'm just gonna assume it's for me).

BUT! This will be only possible for the next 24 hours, so after that this news post is going to be totally useless and no further question will be taken into account.

I'll upload all of the doodles with the answers in the next batch of my silly ama.

So, I started watching this anime with Nerine, called solo leveling, I'm not gonna spoil anything, so don't worry about that if you wanna watch it, this post is spoiler free.

But anyways, there's a part where the characters go into a coffee shop and we couldn't help but laugh at the name.

My humor is so dumb, "pene" in spanish means penis, so this cafe is basically called "penis cafe".

Funniest shit I've ever seen. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

I recall once having this... nightmare? Idk it was weird, the whole dream sequence was just a static image of what looked like a looney tunes title card but it all just had the color black and a very dark blue, so it was kinda hard to look at, the title card had something written on it but I can't remember what it said.

The weirdest part about it tho was that at the bottom left corner there was the face of a weird looking smiling Garfield, it didn't really look like him but my brain was telling me "yup, that's Garfield".

All of this while a creepy music was playing at the background, any time I try to think about how it sounded like my brain immediately goes to the river twygz bed track from paper mario, but I just know it wasn't the same one, maybe it was very similar.

I suddenly woke up after what felt like a couple of seconds inside the dream, it was still nighttime so I just giggled a bit thinking about how stupid that dream was and went right back to bed.

Here's how I remember the title card looking like, give or take: